TheSecretAzNMan3o3

My Abstract Muffin Thesis/Romance * * * From the very depths of the dark sea that is my proverbial mind, proverbial, in that I do not actually possess a mind, comes a terrible beast. The beast of insanity, much like your much-feared Cthulian overlords. Now imagine if you crossbred such overlords with the deities of the Greco-Roman Pantheon? What then? You're screwed. That's what. More specifically, you'll be screwed in a counter-clockwise fashion. Either with a large drilling implement, or some type of de-corking device. I forgot to mention where you'll be screwed, but I'd like to pass over that, for the sake of the children, though no